Question and answer animal jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it...
The snake and the new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.”Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t...
U of Berkeley Products
There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is...
Stick your tongue out…
Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done!...
What do men and pantyhose have in common?
Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?A: They either cling, run or...
Man Killed Repairing Truck
|Man Killed Repairing Truck – April 1, 1995 Kalamazoo Gazette — James Burns, 34,...
Gathering chickens
|The farmer’s son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken’s his...
Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...
Ten Dollar Flight
Stumpy Grider and his Wife Martha were from Portland, Maine. Every year they went...
Newfie goes skydiving
|A newfie wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor and...