Stupid Insults 24/31
Operating in stand-by mode. Ought to have a warning label on his forehead. Out...
Guide to Religions.
A short guide to comparative religions:Taoism : Shit Happens.Buddhism : If shit happens it’s...
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!
The price decides everything
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Effective Ointment
Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other,...
No Arms Nor Legs
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A:...
She was so blond…
She was so blond, she thought Boys II Men was a daycare center.
Lawyer Statue
One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue...
Cold Remedy
A remedy for the common cold suggested by Dr. Richard Gordon, from the “Atlantic...
Nationalities
Q: What nationality are you if you’re going to the bathroom? A: EuropeanQ: And...