Whales
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan...
Divorce decision
“Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce courtjudge said, “and...
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women…
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women whoin a short time were fighting...
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl…
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl. “Mommy,” she said, “I’d like you...
I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...
Knit to Fit
An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police...
Bying a horse
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend”I...
A cattleman from West Texas died…
A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond. As...
You Know You’re In California When…
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You were born somewhere...