Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
Heated passions
Mike and Keith are playing golf one hot Sunday afternoon. While approaching the sixteenth...
Hungry Beggar
A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive...
Naughty, Naughty
One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically...
No Jello
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?A: They can’t figure out how to get two...
Revenge of the Blondes!
-Why do brunettes like their dark hair color? It doesn’t show the dirt.-Who makes...
OLD never dies
|OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they...
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided…
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father...
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...
Great Lover
He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to...