What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...
The rain cloud.
What did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?Answer: Thunder wear!
Random Blonde Jokes
How did the blonde try to kill the bird…she threw it off of a...
A spinning wheel!
|What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?A spinning wheel!
Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead…
Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead, his act is still 150% moreentertaining...
Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...
Newfoundland and Nova Scotia
Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?The Newfies were lobbing...
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
Eat the watermelons
|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers...
Finding perfect men
|At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of...