Changed my mind!
This bloke picks up woman at the local pub. They go for a romanticwalk...
The Blonde Coyote
Ever hear about the blonde coyote who got a leg stuck in a trap...
Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...
Don’t eat and drive!
I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large new motor...
Florida Crazy Law
Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging. It is considered an offense to...
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office…
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office.After the check-up, the doctor took...
Risk of plane bombs
|A mathematician and a non-mathematician are sitting in an airport hall waiting for their...
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
What was the problem before?
|Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?Because deep down, they are really nice...