Some fun rules
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What Gauge
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. “It’s for...
One Eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, “Look at...
A look at the Iraqi TV Guide.
MONDAY 8:00 Husseinfeld 8:30 Mad About Everything 9:00 Suddenly Sanctions 9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY 8:00...
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!
Rejection Letter Form
Feel Free to Cut and PasteThe Mr. Right Rejection Letter FormDear ,I...
Ears lookin at you!
A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their...
Mono and herpes
Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
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Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...