Dance
How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world…
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world, old Hillbilly Joe took...
Psychological Christmas Songs
Psychological Christmas SongsSCHIZOPHRENIA – Do You Hear What I Hear?MULTIPLE PERSONALITY – We Three...
Tee Time!
A golfer was addressing his ball, getting ready to shoot.Just as he was about...
Blonde Mechanics
A young blonde female stock broker was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked...
Going to the office
|Hubby – You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?...
Duct Tape
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar....
Did you hear about the welfare doll?
Did you hear about the welfare doll?You wind it up and it doesn’t work.
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
One day Confucious say…
Confucious say……woman sitting in jelly have her ass in jam….man with penis in peanut...