Lipstick
According to a news report, a certain private school recently was faced with a...
Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your...
A disabled sea captain
An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand,...
ABC’s of ex girlfriends
A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because...
dying woman needs brain
A woman diagnosed as having a brain tumor was told by her doctor that...
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday…
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She’s...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
Tuns of Puns! Part III
What do frogs eat with their hamburgers? French flies.What do polo players get from...