Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant?
Q: Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant? A:...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Shellfish Crab
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster...
Charlie no more.
Joe was sitting in his favorite bar having a few beers after work, when...
Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
Pregnancy Test
The blonde had been married about a year when one day the she came...
Rating your Christmas parties
|If you threw a party, the worst thing you could have done was throw...
Casket Talk
What did one casket say to the other ?Was that you coffin?
Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
A real dilemma
I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife won’t give him...