A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
The local District Judge
|The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of...
Don’t try this at home!
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for…
These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for nine years. One day Larry...
Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
What food best describes a man?
What food best describes a man? Jerky
The Big Scare
Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he sent his...
Stupid Insults 17/31
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true....
Chinese and Spielberg
A Chinese man walks into a bar in America late one night and he...
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter…
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord’s Prayer. For several...