Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland…
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours...
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal
|Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
Corruption
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new…
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new pair of...
How is a woman like a road?
How is a woman like a road? -Both have manholes.
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Real advertisements 05
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Wanted....
At the Club.
So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says -”Sorry,...