Polak Road Painter
A Polak is hired to paint the lines on the road.On the first day...
A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap…
Sorry Texans….A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap. He...
Sunbathing
A wealthy young Wall Street stockbroker was admiring his physique nude before the mirror...
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with…
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it.So I said...
Bad Timing
A Ukraine businessman who bought a pager for each member of his staff as...
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
Attack Dog
A man wanted a big, verocious dog to protect his business, so he visited...
Creation of Woman Problem
One day, God went to find Adam and Eve in the garden, but found...
Asleep at the desk
If you get caught sleeping on the job, here’s some quick excuses!It’s okay…I’m still...
I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...