Things You’ll Never Hear A Dad Say
Well, how ’bout that?…I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for...
Tombstone Epitaph VIII
Tombstone Epitaph In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place...
Piano vs Mine Shaft
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
I’ll use my seeing eye dog
|A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a...
How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask...
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and…
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to...
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
The Operation
A young lady is in the hospital for an operation.She says, “Doc, how long...
Computer Idiots
Idiocy in the Computer World When I worked for a company that had a...
Your mama so stupid
Your mamma’s so stupid she locked her self in a bathroom and peed her...