Lots of words
There are a lot of words you can use to describe men: strong, caring,...
I think I’ll try a nicer approach
|Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent...
Musicians on a sinking ship
|A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together.”Help!” cried the...
Mice cubes!
|What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?Mice cubes!
AHH, THAT’S BETTER!
|A judge in Louisville decided a jury went “a little bit too far” in...
Save a drowning mouse
|How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
man to do situps
|What’s the best way to force a man to do situps?Put the remote between...
IRS
The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under...
What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou...