The absolved
There was a large nuclear accident and one of the worlds largest cities was...
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
Computers are female
|The top six reasons computers must be female: 6. As soon as you have...
A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary…
A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary problems some of his...
I\’m glad I\’m a woman
I’M GLAD I’M A WOMANI’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I...
Swamp Lake!
|What’s a toad’s favorite ballet?Swamp Lake!
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road?
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road? She just did, alright!!
Like Corn Flakes
Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste...
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
The Boston taxi driver
|The Boston taxi driver backed into the stationary fruit stall and within seconds he...