Mouse Tse Tung!
|Who is king of all the mice?Mouse Tse Tung!
Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is...
A man went to the doctor to get a physical…
A man went to the doctor to get a physical, afterthe doctor examined him,...
Is there a mouse in the house?
|Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there’s a moose on the loose!
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks…
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”After...
The
And God Created Woman. And She was Good. She had 2 arms, 2 legs...
McNally
|McNally was taking his first plane ride, flying over the Rocky Mountains. The stewardess...
Where to send him?
A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...