The boss called one of his employees into the office…
The boss called one of his employees into the office. “Rob,” he said, “you’ve...
Do you smoke after sex?
Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?Girlfriend: Dunno, I’ve never looked
Wide Load
You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Wedding Prank
These three friends, a Dentist, a Carpenter, and an Electrician were sitting around trying...
How do you make a hot dog stand?
How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair.
You know you are in a Texas church when
People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The preacher says, “I’d like...
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
A man takes the ferry home from work
|John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan. He had...
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s…
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s Day Parade, when one of...
Laugh twice
Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row?...