Wishing
A man and woman were lying in bed on night and the woman said...
Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with…
Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with Prince Charles? It...
Job well done!
A man and woman were celebrating their 50 year anniversary. That night, the woman...
A Peg-legged Halloween!
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a...
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.
Ways A Nerd Can Impress
Top Ten Ways A Computer Nerd Can Impress His Date10. Flash the big wads...
The smart Irishman.
An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor,...
Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...
Cock A Doodly Doo!
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So...
Aren’t You Sorry?
An old woman saved a Fairy’s life. To repay this, the Fairy promised to...