Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
It’s Dark In Here
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
There was a young Scotsman called Andy…
There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted...
RELATIVES-(Classic Poem)
Many many years ago when I was twenty three,I got married to a widow...
A man walks into a doctor office
A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose,...
Whale of a Story.
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan,...
Elephant Fall Into a Deep Pit
This joke involves an elephant who is walking through the jungle. And all of...
Divine Right
Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a headcovering in order...
Diff Between Bar and Clitoris
What’s the difference between a bar and a clitoris?Most men have no trouble finding...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...