How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil…
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil, who explains that the...
Why did the nurse go to art school?
Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest…
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second...
GIRL’S CONFESSION
GIRL’S CONFESSION The priest leaned closer to hear the girl’s confession. “So me andmy...
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I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.There’s too much blood...
Wedding Pictures
You know you’re a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for your...
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
Scottish Joke
What’s the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings “Hey, Hey,...
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)