A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife…
A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife.He put a provision...
Cliffhanger
Once upon a time there were two men who had gone cliff climbing. Suddenly,...
Catch the Phrase
The following phrase:PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA can be rearranged (with no lettersleft over,...
Redneck’s Ode To A Valentine
Redneck’s Ode to a ValentineKudzu is green. My Dog’s name is Blue. And I’m...
Some Horny Guy
Once Upon A Time, there was a married woman, and she was not happy...
R.A.P.
R.A.P.:RetardsAttemptingPoetry
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
Want me to paint for you?
|A blonde was recently fired from an M&M factory for throwing away Ws and...
Elephant Experiment
Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork...