Real news headlines 11
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Queen Mary Having...
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world…
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world, old Hillbilly Joe took...
The Russian who made a wish.
A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying...
Don’t be on this flight
|”This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome...
Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...
With best intentions
As you may know, the Albuquerque housing market is becoming as tight as the...
Osama/Taliban Jokes
Late Nite Jokes heard on T.V.”There is now a $5 million dollar bounty on...
What is the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?One snatches watches and the...
Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Catholic Dictionary
AMEN The only part of a prayer that everyone knows. BULLETIN Your receipt for...