A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
Chapped Lips
On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town. After...
Painful Screams
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few...
Why does a blonde only change her babys diapers once a month?
Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers once a month? Because it...
Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...
Painting in the nude.
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last...
His military etiquette
|Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s...
Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to…
Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to herobstetrician’s office. When...
Smarter
This is not only philosophical but is obviously pure science.A herd of buffalo can...
Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...