Top 10 Signs You Are ‘Burned Out’
You’re so tired you now answer the phone, “Hell.” Your friends call to ask...
New Rooster
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his...
Why can’t you be like that?
|Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
Repairing the phone
|A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a...
How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
Tombstone Epitaph VII
Tombstone Epitaph Someone determined to be anonymous in Stowe, Vermont:I was somebody.Who, is no...
Saddam and Clinton
What might’ve happened:Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton meet up in Baghdad for the first...
Poof!
A government employee found an old brass lamp in a filing cabinet. When he...
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?Another parish
Slide Under The Table
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress,...