Paper or Plastic?
One day a guy went to a grocery store and the bagger boy asked...
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised...
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old.
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old. He walks into the...
Insult Collection #16
At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people — you are...
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still…
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out...
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
The Family Dentist
A husband and wife enter a dentist`s office. The Wife says, “I want atooth...
Typewriter To Doctor
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?A: She thought it...
The Bill Clinton Joke
Q: What’s the difference between a McDonalds Hamburger and Bill Clinton?A: Some people in...
What is an atheists favorite Christmas movie?
What’s an atheist’s favorite Christmas movie?Coincidence on 34th Street.