Bad news
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the...
Men and blondes
Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.
I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? Your Mother…
So one sperm says to the other…
So one sperm says to the other “When do we get to the ovaries?”The...
Economics ruins life
|Economics is ruining your life when…- I tried to calculate my 3 year old...
Abstinence
Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members...
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said…
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said “Please give me aprescription for the...
Three old ladies
|Three old ladies met on the street on a very stormy day. The wind...
50 things to do during an exam
You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant...