A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!
Almost celibate
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me...
A tough case was being argued in court…
A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney,feeling that he was...
Handy guide to modern science
Handy guide to modern science:If it’s green or wriggles, it’s biology.If it stinks, it’s...
My dad’s a Lawyer
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking...
This male prostitute contracted leprosy…
This male prostitute contracted leprosy.He did okay for a while, but then his business...
Bald Men
Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir...
Can You Read This?
A doctor is to give a speech at the local AMA dinner. He jots...
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
Blonde and her job interview…
A Blonde airhead goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer starts with...