You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up…
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up in a body cast.One...
EuroEnglish
The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official...
A milk bath
When the milkman found a note on one of his customer’sdoors asking for 16...
How come Mike Tysons eyes always water during sex?
How come Mike Tyson’s eyes always water during sex? Mace…
The Difference is……
What’s the difference between a mans paycheck and his dick?He can always find a...
Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...
The problems with golf
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Things men shouldn’t say after sex…
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Pfizer Corp (NYSE PFE) is making the announcement today that Viagra will soon be...