Two Molecules
Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
Criminal Hall of Shame
Every day, we are assaulted by stories of stupid people — many of whom...
May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven…one to mix...
Jesus and the Robber
One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, “Jesus...
Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?
Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?A. Yes, if you wrap...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
Democrats V. Republicans
Democrats V. Republicans What it all boils down to ISSUE | DEMOCRATS | REPUBLICANS——————————————————————-criminals...