They sit eggsaminations!
|How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?They sit eggsaminations!
Florida driver’s license!
|I’ve sure gotten old. I’ve had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees....
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
Royalty and W
At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300-foot red carpet was stretchedout to Air Force...
Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks…
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”After...
Brown Eye
Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
Act of Generosity
A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor…”I feel real good today. I started...
A wide selection
“Hey, Pal”, the irate druggist shouted, “Put that cigar outwhile you are in my...
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone…
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn’t havechange for a dollar....