Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
Monica Lewinsky and a change machine?
Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say…”insert Bill here!”
The class reunion!
A guy goes to his high school class reunion. Having not seen anyone in...
A dangerous job
This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He...
Shipwrecked!
A young wife, her boorish husband and a good-looking sailor were ship-wrecked on an...
Recycling
A wife arriving home after a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband...
Bad Breath
You’re breath’s so stinky I don’t know whether I should give you a breath...
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar…
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub....
Knowing the facts
|The following is a true story, and this situation supposedly occurred in a real...
Men Are Like Commercials
Why are men like commercials?You can’t believe a word they say.