There was a young Scotsman called Andy…
There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted...
The carburettor
“The car won’t start,” aid a wife to her husband. “I think there’s water...
If Radio Shack made toasters…
If Radio Shack made toasters…The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know...
Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard II
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like “work”...
yo mama so stupid.. . refund
Yo’ mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
No Batteries?
Little four-year-old Julie was looking at her new baby brother for the first time....
On their first night to be together…
On their first night to be together, the newly wed couple go to change....
Ears
What kind of ear does a train have?an Engineer