Where are you living?
|A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, “What’s your...
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
Emotional extremes
|The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. “Just to establish...
Tech Support (Classic)
“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What...
The number twelve goes to a bar
|A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint...
A fortunate coincidence
John: “I’m glad you named me John.”Mother: “Why?”John: “Because that’s what all the kids...
Stupid Insults 5/31
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. An XT clone in a Pentium zone....
What do you do in case of fallout?
What do you do in case of fallout?Put it back in and take shorter...
What is his occupation?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....