High military ranks
|When little Reggie was inducted into the Army, he was advised to act tough.”That’s...
Chuckie Chicken
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said,...
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
Be Proud of Me Prayer!
Dear Heavenly Father,I think you’d be proud of me! So far today I’ve done...
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together…
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel. When...
Question: What is 1 + 2?
Question: What is 1 + 2 ?Politician: Well, if you look at the seasonally...
Top ten signs you bought a bad computer
|10. Lower corner of screen has the words “Etch-a-sketch” on it.9. It’s celebrity spokesman...
Confucius says again…
1. Woman who goes to man’s apartment for snack, gets titbit.2. Man who lay...
The programmer’s cheer
|Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
Hard To Get
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a...