Painting shows it all
|At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. “What a...
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrested at the airport for drug smuggling?
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrestedat the airport for drug smuggling?It seems...
Appropriate Penance
A Priest gets a call from one of his golfing buddies on a Saturday...
No more Jewish jokes!
One guy says to another guy, “Mandelbaum and Rosenstern were talking one day…”Right away,...
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
An ode to old age
|There’s quite an art to falling apart as the years go by,And life doesn’t...
A 12 inch ___
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have...
What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?
Q: What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?A:...
Over the counter
A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand...
Who gave you those black eyes?
|A regular at Bob’s Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of...