The bum on a street
|A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”...
Passenger
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in...
Blonde Goes Shopping
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. “I would...
Cannibal and Clown
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A:...
A department store had to call off its special…
A department store had to call off its special summer sale in August because...
Never Lend Money
A husband leaves the house to go pick up dinner for he and his...
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt…
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.”Reach up there...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.
Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.10. “Sorry...
Rush Limbaugh
Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...