Old man from Trent – Limmerick
There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent,...
PC Manifesto V3.0
The PC Manifesto V3.0 Featuring a PC Primer and Revised PC Lexicon by Saul...
What’s In a Name?
An actor auditioned for a part in a musical comedy many years ago. The...
A Blonde Visit to D.C.
A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see...
Rough
Tell ya what though, I don’t have it nearly as rough as one of...
Stand Over There
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Best advice possible
Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court...
Santa Takes Out the Male Deer
What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on...
Cremate Mother In Law
A person receives a telegram informing about his mother-in-law’s death.It also enquires him whether...
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...