Emacs acronyms
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Tuns of PunsGalore – Part III
We painted our floor with luminous paint. So now the florescent what it used...
I Wanna Be A Commie
A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the checkup, the doctor...
How do you get Visual Aids?
How do you get Visual Aids? – From a nasty poke in the eye.
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached…
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, “Baptism...
What is the best thing about a blow job?
What’s the best thing about a blow job? – The 15 minutes of silence!
I\’m glad I\’m a woman
I’M GLAD I’M A WOMANI’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I...
What would Princess Diana be doing right…
Q: What would Princess Diana be doing right now if she were alive today?A:...
Siblings……
Two daughters had been given parts in a Christmas pageant at their Church. At...