Letter to God
Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday...
Runaway Wife
A male chauvinist tells his buddy over drinks, “I called the local insane asylum...
Relief
How do you spell relief?Answer: F A R T
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
Pushing it!
Q: Why do so many Polish navy personnel drown? A: Because when the engine...
Idiots on a desert island
Ed and Fred were flying along when the two idiots crash-landed on a desert...
What does a camera and a condom have in common?
What does a camera and a condom have in common?They both capture that magic...
Cock A Doodly Doo!
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So...
Coming Home Late
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
Sex Statistics
A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to...