grammar correction
A girl from Oklahoma and a girl from Wisconsin were seated side by side...
Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...
We could have been here sooner
|An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a...
Whorehouse
Q. What does a sign on a whorehouse say in the middle of the...
Eyes closed
Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?...
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
Where do you find 60 million french jokes?
Q: Where do you find 60 million french jokes?A: In France.
Jewish medicine
Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who gave a patient six months to...
Politically Correct Santa
|’Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck…How to live in a world...