I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
There were three Eskimos in Alaska…
There were three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at their...
Fun Quotes
———————- BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER AND TASTIER, TOO. ———————- FAILURE IS NOT AN...
Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Turmoil In Heaven
Turmoil rocked Heaven this morning as allegations arose that God had had an affair...
Blind deer jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call...
A rural Frenchman was on trial…
A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing his wife whenhe found her with...
A man with a glass eye is here to see you
|Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
Will the father be present during the birth?
“Will the father be present during the birth?”asked the obstetrician.”Nah,” replied the mother-to-be,”He and...
Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters…
Q: Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex...