Brain Operation
This German guy wanted to marry this Polish lady, but Poland had a law...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
My Paw
A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles...
Dearest Wife
It seems there was this couple from Minneapolis, Minnesota, who decided to go to...
It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
Catching the shoplifter
|A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry...
Two Boll Weevils
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina.One went to Hollywood and became a...
Walk through the park
One day a burnette and a blond lady were walking through the park. All-of-a-sudden,...
Three is equal to four
|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a +...
Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...