Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
Bad luck finding a place to hide
|A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double...
The funniest blonde jokes
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that……. she called me to get...
The results of a government study
|For the past three years, the government has worked hard and spent many tax...
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book?
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book? Because they all have...
Testifying
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between...
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when…
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when the grocer calls to them,...
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car…
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette hears a...
What’s An Orgasm?
What’s an orgasm, mom? I don’t know, dear…ask your father.
Hard Transplant
A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...