Scottish Joke
What’s the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings “Hey, Hey,...
A Koala and a Hooker
A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse. He climbs the stairs and finds...
Stealing from a store
|This is supposedly a true story, it happened in a small town of the...
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team? Because all of the mexicans...
How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?
Q. How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?A. He’s Breathing.
Farmer Joe and his Mule
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take...
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see…
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her...
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...
Politically Correct Santa
|’Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck…How to live in a world...
There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins…
There were 2 old-maid sisters… both virgins. It’s Friday night and Gladys looks at...