Go on a hiking trip
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What’s the difference between a duck and a cow?
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for...
The highly-skilled fly
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Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?
Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?She wanted to save a...
Smarts?
What do you call a blonde that dies her hair Brown? Artificialintelligence!
Eat the watermelons
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George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IX
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Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...
Monkies in a tree.
There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of...
Yo Mama
Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps...