Farm jokes 10
|Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?Because he was a dirty double...
How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...
The results of a study
|About 85% of women are responsible for cooking the family dinner, and 84% wish...
Stuck orgasm
A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a...
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A Frosted Flake.
Lost in a balloon
|Two hobbyists get into their balloon for an excursion. After a while, the wind...
Hop on!
|What did the bus conductor ay to the frog?Hop on!
It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
pretty little head
She has a pretty little head– for a head, it’s pretty little.
The guide for women
|A WOMAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING: I’M HUNGRY.I’m hungry. I’M...