134 Redneck Warning Signs (Long Joke)
1. You’ve ever cut your grass and found a car.2. You own a home...
Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
Name That Restaurant!
A couple of senior couples were strolling along, wives in front, husbands in back...
A name for a penis
A guy walks into a bar … once inside, he realizes it’s a gay...
The definition of amnesia
AMNESIA:Condition that enables a woman who has gone throughlabor to have sex again.
The Darwin Awards
|The long awaited 1999 Darwin “Natural Selection” Awards have been released! These awards are...
Invisible Man
Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room. Doctor: Tell him...
Cow on train tracks
|A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A...
Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?
Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?Lawyers don’t think they’re funny, and the...
New rules for bowling
|Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows,...