Elephant jokes 09
|How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way...
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum…
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum, Dr Michael MacDonaldwas in America. An old...
The last request
Father O’Grady was saying his goodbyes to the parishionersafter his Sunday morning service as...
Brain to nerves
How does the brain communicate with the nerves?With a Cell phone!
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor…
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor.”I’m sure I’ve got a liver disease,...
Have you heard about the new orgasm pill?
Have you heard about the new orgasm pill just approved by the FDA for...
Emotional extremes
|The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. “Just to establish...
Sho Is a Wonder
One day Rastus and Liza Jane were sitting at the bus stop when Rastus...
A nun arrives at the local bar
|John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and...