Arguing effectively
|How to Argue Effectively I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends....
Let me say grace!
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Will you marry me?
|An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally...
mouse’s favorite record?
|What’s a mouse’s favorite record?Please cheese me!
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
Purchasing furniture
|I work as a systems administrator, and part of m job involves answering questions...
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole…
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole 300 yardsright down the middle....
The wife is not speaking to me
|One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
Eye sex
A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor....
Elephant jokes 10
|Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle?Because of all the cheetahs!What do...