Impossible to Please
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...
Upmanship
An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life.Italian: When I...
grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
Ventriloquist and the Indian
A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch....
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
Alaskan tourism
If you are considering doing some camping this summer, please note the following public...
The Pope vs. the Queen
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of...
One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...
Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...
Bad eyes.
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...