Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
Chick With No Arms or Legs?
Q: What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs?A:...
Getting a new deputy
|The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer – who was not...
Knock Knock Jokes 1
Knock Knock Who’s there? Avocado! Avocado who? Avocado a cold! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
Gift for a birthday
|A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she...
Two Irish friends
|Two Irish friends greeted each other while waiting their turn at the bank window....
Things Change With Marriage
“Before I married my wife,” a husband once said, “it was nothing but wine,...
Blonde and screen door
What do a blonde and a screen door have in common? The more you...
An Hour Fast
A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a beautiful blonde....
Blonde and Hairdresser
A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working...