The Blonde Farmer!
A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing...
Pet owners
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy...
Dwayne
Knock Knock! Who’s There? Dwayne. Dwayne Who? Dwayne The Bathtub and I’m Dwowning!
Unfaithful Mates
Otis, Henry, and Tom were sitting in a bar discussing their wives. Henry started...
Refrigerated Pussy
On the eve of her wedding, the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that...
Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?
Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?the more...
Christmas and Hanukkah Merger
Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, itwas announced today at a...
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
Three legged Donkey
What do you call a donkey with three legs?A wonkey!
Deductive Reasoning
Neighbor 1: “Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to...