Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
Airline Funnies!
Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
Scottish Joke
What’s the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings “Hey, Hey,...
Men Fart More Than Women
Why do men fart more than women?Because women won’t shut up long enough to...
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor.
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and…
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervouslyknocked on his blind...
Sleep Better
An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she...
Telephone accident
|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car...
The art of foreplay
Woman, “Slow down, foreplay is an art.”Man, “Well, if you don’t get your canvas...
Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
|The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in...