Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
New Antibiotic
At a major medical convention, a noted internist arises to announce that he has...
Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
Samples Needed
My boyfriend said that for his physical, the doctor needed a urine specimen, a...
You have to read the whole thing — Home Economics
You have to read the whole thing: The following is from a 1950′s Home...
We have new babies
|For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby...
Accountant and farmer
|A man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and...
You\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’re mamma\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...
Whales
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan...
Blonde AND Polish!
A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting it up...