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What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
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The angry preacher…
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Little Johnny’s Lessson
One day Ms. Nelson, a kindergarden teacher, was giving a lesson on imagination. What...
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Politically Correct Terms
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What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
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