Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.
Men Are Like Commercials
Why are men like commercials?You can’t believe a word they say.
This little Piggy!
A pig walks into a bar and orders a beer. After drinking it, he...
Bear jokes 02
|: How do you hire a teddy bear?A: Put him on stilts!Q: What do...
Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...
A Blonde’s Dream
One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went...
Real Man Knows When She Orgasms
How does a real man know whenever his girlfriend is having an orgasm?A real...
Skipping school
A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school.She...
Don\’t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
New scientific theories V
New scientific theoriesHONORABLE MENTION: The quantity of consonants in the Englishlanguage is absolutely constant....